Duck dodgers...what else?

Tyr'ahnee was….feeling sick actually as she looked to her husband to be…what an awful hat honestly her commander had the fashion of taste a…human. She stare forward emotionless at the minister the ceremony continuing on the best man of the wedding her current and only person in her mind. She could have any man Martian and whatever other species out there all of them would do anything to be with her. After all she had been told by many to be beautiful. Intelligent and elegant in every way she was what every man would dream off. She mentally sighed she could have any man…but nut this duck this wonderfully brave and…she stared at him to watch him shove an entire piece of cake into his mouth swallowing it down like it was nothing…skill full and good looking. The robes did not suit him no she rather him be wearing his captains uniform it made him look official and intimidating if he so pleased to be. Or perhaps in Martian Armor Tyr'ahnee took a moment image Dodgers in elaborate Martian armor the Helmet off but off course ever the rebel he was. Chest plate emphasis on his chest and shoulders making his light thin frame even more power full. A shiver escaped her making the commander next to her place a…comforting hand on hers and she almost flinched away. Giving him a reassuring look she hoped at least she returned to her image of Dodgers. The boots and plating armor on his legs gave off power but also roughness. Whatever human girl is out there she was pretty sure like her they would enjoy some roughness in their taste of man…or duck as the case is for her.

Dodgers turned to her and watched her with a bored look honestly this woman wanted him to be her king once. 'Yeah right and have me work for the rest of my life' he thought in his head another voice interrupted.
'k-k-kings d-d-don't r-r-really do that you know' the Cadets voice echoed in his head. Wait….what?
'Cadet why are you in my head' Dodgers thought angrily.
'S-s-s-sir y-y-you're speaking out l-l-loud" said the Cadet next to him in his uniform.
"Oh…carry on then Cadet" Dodgers finished eating the last piece of cake…damn he should remind the 'couple' to get him more. Kings don't do that…something inside him stirred could it be some long lost memories or perhaps his once true feeling s for the queen…Yes it…*burp* never mind it was only the cake coming back for vengeance it seemed.
The commander was a little annoyed and put off at Dodgers attitude this was his and his queen and soon to be wife's best day. But dodgers was burping and eating anything with frosting on it maybe if he covered his blaster with frosting he could…no cant think that peace and still thankful to dodgers. The commander looked at his wife's to be stoic face eyes not releasing any kind of emotion. Sometimes he wondered if his queen still felt something for Dodgers…nah if she did she would have said something.  Tyr'ahnee sighed dreamily in her head currently her imaginary dodgers was in a Martian capitol ship  head resting on his armored fist looking slightly bored but a lazy smirk ever so present in his beak. This duck could drive any woman to madness damn him why didn't he stop this wedding hold her in his arms and fly off in some hidden jet pack into his ship taking them far away from the ceremony. Alas she would not have the pleasure it seemed. Dodgers looked at the queen for a few seconds then he returned to staring at nothing….another sneak peek she looked pretty good in that wedding dress. He turned to the Cadet who in turn looked at him he turned back to the queen for some reason. Her eyes sparkled a lot he noticed…he liked that back to…actually he stayed looking at her face even if Martians didn't have a mouth she looked beautiful. That line always under her eyes and curving at her nose the fine face body…legs that could kill maybe if he could get his hands under those robes…whoa….whoa a few images later….WHOA. Dodgers smirked unknowingly loving the thought of having her in his bed or her bed…perhaps the little guys name escaped him his bed just to get a raise out of him he simply loved that. Damn this where dangerous thoughts if he kept thinking those he wouldn't like to keep going down this path if he kept it up then he might actually let him believe he lo- ha! Dodgers thought he  almost came to some sort of revelation on his love for the queen…crap maybe he should think more often to avoid such things….ha yeah right thinking….funny.
"Now do you Marvin Commander of the Martian army take?"
"OBJECTION!" yelled Dodgers finger pointing at the Martian Priest.   
"We have not yet reached that point in the ceremony" the Priest said raising a brow un-amusedly at Dodgers.
"Oh okay carry on then" he said reverting to his bored look the commander sighed in relief while the queen's eyes looked disappointing at best. Crush would be more like it…dead unresolved *cough* moving on that subject. The priest continued and got to the part dodgers wanted.
"If anybody objects speak now or forever hold you're peace" the priest looked at dodgers. He coughed and then he motioned to the couple the priest face palmed "now where at this point where you can say something Dodgers" he said agitated.
"Oh…right objection!!!" Dodgers pointed his finger accusingly at the commander.
"You…do?" Asked a hopeful/skeptical queen Dodgers pondered for a moment…yeah he did have something to say.
"Yeah I do! Exclaimed Dodgers grabbing the robe pulling it off revealing his commander uniform. Coughing and staring at the Cadet with a raised brow…or eye? Whatever Dodgers made a motion with his hand finally getting the hint the Cadet took out his iphone and played Dodgers theme song. "Yeah I do because I Duck Dodgers of the twenty first and a half century love you Tyr'ahnee" Dodgers could have sworn he would have thrown up after that. After a few seconds of thoughts do maybe the cake was coming back for sure. Taking out his blaster he blasted the security bots…for no reason really Dodgers just loves to blow the things up. Activating Jet pack he flew picking up Tyr'ahnee Bridal style…no pun intended and flew through the sky line.
"You know dodgers I didn't say yes to you yet?" stated Tyr'ahnee sighing happily arms securely around Dodgers neck. He in turn raised a brow a smirk making its way to his beak. Bloody hell he looked handsome thought Tyr'ahnee as he replied to her teasing.

"Well beyond this point I don't think you have much of a choice do you?" he said she chuckled.
"Really?" she said a husky tone on her voice. That tone made the hairs…ah I mean feathers.
"Yeah…you don't you're not getting any younger" he felt her pluck a feather and he winced slightly smirk widening.
"Hush you…now kiss me Dodgers…my new king" Sure enough he brought his beak to her…face? Dodgers couldn't tale nor did he care in the moment as he felt his beak being kissed back somehow must be a Martian thing thought Dodgers dismissively. He stopped suddenly from flying looking at Tyr'ahnee questionably. Tyr'ahnee raised her brow questionably at him Dodgers cleared his throat looking down at Mar's plains.
"I won't have to clean stuff or make other stuff?" he asked she shook her head.
"Who told you that stupid idea?" Tyr'ahnee asked dumbfounded this was the cause of her heartbreak months ago. Someone must have told him something oh if she ever found out whom she would reap their heads off and place it backwards so he or she can watch him kick his or her ass. Back at the now over ceremony Marvin shivered unconsciously great now he had a feeling of dread and completely sad at losing again…to DODGERS!!!
"Well…" Dodgers trailed off he figured for once he would let an opportunity like this slide besides he had an unused room to take his queen to.
Months later…
Dodgers lay back on the huge mattress of the royal palace at the Capitol of the Martian Empire. Now then that didn't mean he betrayed Earth and her armies with peace he decided to stay with Tyr'ahnee at the palace. Servants, Tyr'ahnee, free food, Tyr'ahnee… Tyr'ahnee yeah he could get used to life as king he barely did much before now…he did nothing like always. He looked down his queen had a dazed expression on her eyes he learned how Martians lack face expression their eyes is where the emotions lay hidden or in this case with his wife bare. He noticed the dazed expression and he could almost read her mind sighing and exclaiming.
"WOW" Tyr'ahnee said feeling tired…and pretty damn good. At that sound Dodgers smirked 'hail to the king baby' went through his head. A Knock on the door and she turned to glare at the door using the tone she used when she spoke to other politicians stoic smooth and Dodgers admits sexy she asked "what?". Smirking he gestured for her to go get it as it probably means it's for her he wasn't a politician he was barely a soldier to begin with he was…a lazy. Shrugging Dodgers watched as his goddess of a queen got out of bed stark naked garbing a purple robe she slid inside to Dodgers face seeing his eyes taking that robe off. Opening the door the queen almost groaned at the commander's presence she kept it professional between him and her…however she had heard him cry in random corners of the palace. 'What a sad little man' she thought "yes?" she question not noticing the robe slid down showing her bare shoulder. It revealed she was not wearing any type of underwear. The commander noticed Dodgers in the background wiggling his eyebrows. 'That arrogant…' the commander fumed inside how dare he defile his queen that-"anytime soon commander" growled the queen. She was losing her patience she had other things she could be doing…like Dodgers.  The commander was getting in the way of that so when he noticed the icy glare he cleared his throat and gave her his message. "My queen and, and….kwiiiii……kwiiiiiighn………" Dodgers raised his brow in slight amusement.
"Sound it out short cake" he felt the Martian man glare. At him but tried again anyway if only to prolong his interruption from their….his mind burned at the thought. The commander coughed for emphasis once more to try to say it.
"Kwi" the commander was interrupted by Dodgers.
"You know what just call me Dodgers small fry" dodgers shrugged in his position in his bed looking bored again.
"Dodgers and you my queen I have a message from Earth address to you" with a sigh the queen looked at Dodger with question.
"Go I'm not going anywhere" he gave her a lazy smile. Nodding the queen in her robes left the commander fallowing. Dodgers smirked life was sort of boring but hell he could always go hunt down the escaped criminals who made the….Death to the Duck? He shrugged not really caring for the name led by….by…huh.
"oh right guy with long hair in a black Camaro" yeah that guy perhaps he would ask the cadet to beam him up and adventure again but for now this was his down time smirking he ready for the day in his usual captains uniform refusing some robe from the Martian he had to show he was still earth after all. Opening the door Dodgers stepped out into whatever the future held.